1. 17:57 30th Aug 2014

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    reallylameblog:

    paradisaic:

    wethatkindoforc:

    So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

    that’s a potato

    Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

     
  2. 17:55

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    refrgerator:

    whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

    (Source: trashboat)

     
  3. 17:39

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    curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

    curlicuecal:

    Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

     
  4. 11:13

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  5. 21:58 28th Aug 2014

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    burningbrighterstill:

    on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

    image

     
  6. 14:44

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    (Source: antiocial)

     
  7. 05:49

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    marvelcastsource:

    Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

     
  8. 17:25 27th Aug 2014

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    barackinaroundthechristmastree:

    i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

    (Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

     
  9. 17:25

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    image: Download

    purr-purrr:

My pussy is winking at chu suckas

    purr-purrr:

    My pussy is winking at chu suckas

     
  10. 03:06

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    whimps:

    angle-of-depression:

    nothingcorporate:

    opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

    everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

    But all you ever see are men’s

    I am half asleep & I kept reading “opinions” as “onions” so this took me about 4 mins to fully comprehend.

    (Source: uncooler)

     
  11. 21:12 26th Aug 2014

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    slcye:

    what if eyebrows were under ur eyes

     
  12. 21:06

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    image: Download

    sassswag:

American Horror Story: Coven

    sassswag:

    American Horror Story: Coven

    (Source: heytinafey)

     
  13. 17:53 25th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from cramp

     
  14. 17:53

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    greatdepths:

    *pets your grunge*

    wow, its so soft

    (Source: efecte)

     
  15. 17:51

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    aieon:

    It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.